The Yes Men
The Yes Men, bless them, are out in force in NYC. Read about them, and Plague of Locusts about to be unleashed on the godless, here.
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The Yes Men, bless them, are out in force in NYC. Read about them, and Plague of Locusts about to be unleashed on the godless, here.
The news of Mark Thatcher's arrest has been causing much rubbing of hands here in South Africa. Always nice to see a comeuppance, and doubly nice that his odious mother is reportedly 'upset'. Among the many articles on it at the Guardian, John O'Farrell's is worth a look.
Friend of a friend is an agronomist for New York's Central Park. He got a call a couple of weeks ago from the Bloomberg administration. Story is that the conversation ran something like
While in San Francisco last week, I overheard a discussion in which Slashdot was mentioned as one of the first venues that successfully built a vivacious and robust online community. I thought I'd wander over and get a whiff of the local cyberlife and, after a good fifteen minutes of moderate scrutiny, I’m convinced that it’s true – the Slashdot community does look remarkably lively. I’m not sure that I regret not being part of it, though. I imagine I’d lose my shit a great deal.
Our mornings will still begin with waking up. But forget the old-fashioned alarm-clock buzzer. Tomorrow’s bedside clock will be a sophisticated brainwave monitor. It’ll keep track of your sleep cycle, gently bringing up the room lights at precisely the right time so that you’ll feel rested, not cardiac arrested, as you awake.Sawyer then tells of robokitchens and self-driving cars and haddock-powered Frinkifiers.
You may have noticed that blogging was suspended over the past couple of weeks. You may not have noticed that this was because I was at the American Sociological Association annual meetings. Now that I'm back in Durban, here's a wee reflection on the whole gig...
"There once was a man who aspired to be the author of the general theory of holes. When asked "What kind of hole - holes dug by children in the sand for amusement, holes dug by gardeners to plant lettuce seedlings, tank traps, holes made by roadmakers?" he would reply indignantly that he wished for a general theory that would explain all of these. He rejected ab initio the - as he saw it - pathetically common-sense view that of the digging of different kinds of holes there are quite different kinds of explanations to be given; why then he would ask do we have the concept of a hole? Lacking the explanations to which he originally aspired, he then fell to discovering statistically significant correlations; he found for example that there is a correlation between the aggregate hole-digging achievement of a society as measured, or at least one day to be measured, by econometric techniques, and its degree of technological development. The United States surpasses both Paraguay and Upper Volta in hole-digging; there are more holes in Vietnam than there were. These observations, he would always insist, were neutral and value-free. This man's achievement has passed totally unnoticed except by me. Had he however turned his talents to political science, had he concerned himself not with holes, but with modernization, urbanization or violence, I find it difficult to believe that he might not have achieved high office in the APSA."
Seems like the season of love is over, at least for the time being in San Francisco. All the same-sex marriages performed at City Hall earlier this year have just been voided. More on this vast disappointment here.
It has been nearly a fortnight, but I've been waiting for a chance to share Devinder Sharma's thoughts before passing comment on the recent fiasco at the WTO. Now that he has been uploaded at Znet, you can read Devinder in all his glory. (And do contribute to Znet if you can - they're an important home for alternative media.)
"The framework actually provides a cushion to the US and EU to raise farm subsidies from the existing level. ... If we were to add all the components as specified in the WTO framework, the EU subsidies at present will total around (including the under-notified coupled support) Euro 55.8 billion, which is far less than what it is supposed to reduce. In other words, EU gets enough leverage to increase its subsidies. No wonder the so-called phase out of agriculture subsidies has not snowballed into a political crisis in any of the European countries. ... The United States on the other hand is wanting to shift the US $ 180 billion for ten years that it has provided to farmers under the notorious Farm Bill 2002 (70 per cent of this amount is to be spent in the first three years, before George Bush goes to elections) to the Blue Box. Since the WTO will now specify the historical period from which the Blue Box implementation will begin, it means that the US can now protect the yearly installment of its counter-cyclic payments to farmers.
International NGOs have said that the EU had withdrawn aid to Kenya, the most vocal of the African countries. It may be recalled that Kenya was the country that had staged a walkout at Cancun thereby leading to the collapse of the WTO Ministerial. This time EU withdrew US $ 60.2 million aid to Kenya on July 21 under the pretext of 'bad governance'. UK Trade Minister Patricia Hewitt has already gone on record stating that Britain was using its influence to persuade developing countries. Moreover if 'bad governance' is the EU 's legitimate concern there seems to be no justification in joining hands with the United States at such international negotiations after the US illegal war in Iraq. The terror of trade however does not operate on ethics and morality.
The human sciences, activism, and politics share a common problem. How does the writer represent voices that are not their own? Every representation is an act of power, of deploying someone else’s voice in the service of the writer’s truth. Joan Didion puts it well, and while I don’t have the source here to put it in her more exactly elegant words, I think it runs something like: “If you’re a writer, you’re selling someone out. Always.”
After a 2% showing at the polls, the 'New' National Party, the people who brought you apartheid and inspired the classic I've never met a nice South African (a work of art far better than any inspired by the National Party's own cosmetologists) have decided to call it a day. They're merging with, er, the ANC.
Being unable to get online for more than a few minutes a day, I'm not sure whether this has yet done the rounds. But George Bush has been the victim of the kind of research that got the British government in such trouble last year. Here's what GW said about Fidel Castro:
This wisdom is culled from a 1992 Dartmouth undergraduate essay, in which the original quote runs:“The dictator welcomes sex tourism. Here’s how he bragged about the
industry,” said Bush. “This is his quote — ‘Cuba has the cleanest and most
educated prostitutes in the world’ and ‘sex tourism is a vital source of hard
currency.’”
Speaking in 1992 to the Cuban parliament, Castro actually said, “There are prostitutes, but prostitution is not allowed in our country. There are no women forced to sell themselves to a man, to a foreigner, to a tourist.”More here.
Every memorial involves revision. Here in South Africa, the celebration of ten years of democracy has been the occasion for an orgy of historical reconstruction. The state-run SABC has been running documentaries on the history of political parties, for instance. It's a telling of history from the corridors of power that hears the protests and resistance in fields and townships only as a distant murmur. Through the echo chamber of decontextualised parliamentary politics, the legitimacy of the SA government itself is being peddled in these cosy misrememberings. As a friend said yesterday, "think about any of the number of things that people did to free Mandela. Everyone did something, a strike, a march, a walkout, something. Now they're being told that Mandela freed them. This isn't history. It's theft.