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Saturday, January 22, 2005

Not much

I've had access to the internet for the whole week, and have failed to comment sensibly on Mark Thatcher (a splodge of wonga), Prince Harry (Natives and Colonials) or the British torture pictures in Iraq (Operation Ali Baba). These examples of aristocracy and racism can be so overwhelmingly depressing that one might not know where to begin. And if one is overwhelmed, here's a start. Richard Pithouse's beautiful essay on Fanon. I'm off to Northern Zululand for two weeks, so I'll have an excuse for not writing until the beginning of February. But do read Richard's piece if you've a chance - first class thinking, beautiful writing, and anger enough to fuel struggle-related activities for weeks. There will be a quiz.

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Adverts for Regicide Republicanism

The fallout from Prince Harry's goose-stepping hijinks is not the only compelling argument for republicanism. I am reminded of an important piece of propaganda that once adorned the dorm-door of my mate Paul Stevenson. Unable to find it online, I have manufactured a poor imitation (the original had the royal family looking significantly more inbred) for you to download. Of course, regicide isn't sufficient - Britain ought to be a republic - but it's a start.

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Lower than Shark Shit

Today's internet public service involves this hugely useful Oz-a-Saurus. Translate "depressed" into "lonely as a bastard on Father's Day", or "Despicable Person" into "lower than shark shit", or "Horse" into "Alligator" or, most accurately, "sausages" into "mystery bags".

Tsunami reading

There are many stories being told about the Tsunami at the moment. Here are four that have caught my eye. From the Kashmir Times, this editorial:
The tsunami might have broken thousands of houses and families but it has, obviously, failed to break the shamefully cruel caste barriers of the Hindu society there. Thirty-two Dalit families of Meenavars (fishermen) have been thrown out of the relief camps and -- what is the most shocking -- have been physically prevented from collecting their food and drinking water meant for all of them. The caste Hindus, who dominate in numbers as well as the administration, enjoy the fish that these hapless fishermen catch and sell, but would not risk contaminating their caste status by sharing their food, shelter and toilet with them. ... Surely, they have proved Tagore wrong, who wrote, "The fury of God will force you (proud caste Hindus) to share your food and drinks with the rest when those are in short supply and thus be equal to those unfortunates in their humiliation".
From the other end of India, the wonderful Amitav Ghosh - whose Fine BalanceCalcutta Chromosome(I'm a bloody idiot) is exceptionally good - begins his tale with this observation:
The Andaman and Nicobar Islands are one of those quadrants of the globe where political and geological fault lines run on parallel courses. Politically the islands are Union Territories, ruled directly from New Delhi, but geologically they stand just beyond the edge of the Indian tectonic plate.... More here.
David Martinez, whom I'm hoping will let us reprint and distribute his thoughts at the Voice of the Turtle proper, has beautifully-written memories of Aceh, thoughts that tell the story you're not hearing about the Indonesian government's impatience with relief efforts in Aceh. Finally, Leunig has some universal commentary on the tsunami of compassion, over at The Age (worth a click if you can't read the version below).

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

The head you can't scratch

Would you like to vote for the President of the World Bank, an organisation which your country likely either lends to, or borrows from, to the tunes of millions of dollars every year, and which shapes the economies of countries across the globe? Well, you can't. The Bush administration will decide which US citizen gets the job when James "Jim" Wolfensohn leaves the post after 10 years encumbrance. You might think this a little undemocratic, but it's okay - the Europeans get to pick a European to head the IMF in return.

If you're interested in reading gossip about who might head the behemoth, you can visit World Bank President, run by some of the good folk at IFI Watch.

Oh, and don't forget that there's also another race for the leadership of an international organisation going on at the moment - when Supachai Panitchpakdi steps down on September 1, 2005, there'll be a newly annointed leader of the WTO. Quite who this is is anyone's guess. The Financial Times suggests that the post is Pascal Lamy's to lose. But he may well lose it, to either Uruguay's Carlos Perez del Castillo, Brazil's Felipe de Seixas Correa, or even a mystery U.S. candidate - the U.S. government haven't ruled out ruling someone in. But, whoever gets the gong, and to use the words of the splendid Aziz Choudry describing the last time there was a change of guard at the WTO, it'll be the same formula, same medicine, different chemist.

Free Online Translation Services - A recommendation

I've been to enough international activist conferences to spot a trend - when it comes to languages, Africa seems to have it far harder than any other continent. Comrades from Latin America can chat through the colonial expedients of Spanish and, if need be, Portuñol. Asia seems to manage through at least one person in a group speaking in English, as does Europe, with occasional resort to German. Africa has to surmount English, French, and Portuguese. It's a blinding headache, especially if, as I was, you're the one called upon to broker this Babel.

Happily, if you don't have to do it in realtime, there's a solid directory of free translation services here, of which the best has proven to be www.freetranslation.com. And that's your public service of the day.

Monday, January 10, 2005

Liberalise!

Curious about the latest news on the World Bank's trade policy? Well, although the Bank is slow to share the good news (there's no mention of this on the Bank's front or press pages), the US Department of State is happy to evangelise. You can find out about the latest World Bank report, "Global Agricultural Trade and Developing Countries" by visiting the U.S. State Department's website here.

Although there are no prizes for guessing what the policy recommendation is - liberalise, liberalise and, possibly, liberalize - it's always interesting to observe the candour with which this policy is peddled. While the Bank's Thinkers remain blinkered in the usual ways (no consideration of gender, environment, social relations, history, inequality, etc), the report does let a couple of truths trickle out. First, it observes that while developing country tariffs have fallen precipitously over the past 15 years, the OECD is busy jacking up its agricultural tariffs. They note that "a development strategy based on agricultural commodity exports is likely to be impoverishing in the current agricultural policy environment", though this news clearly hasn't reached the people at the World Bank in charge of telling developing countries what to do.

As the Bank notes, profits from structural changes as a result of liberalisation would accrue to the food processors. And are these processors the many or the few? Agriculture in Africa, if it wants to enter the U.S. market, the report observes, faces the especial burden of WTO-plus sanitary standards built into the African Growth and Opportunity Act, together with disturbing new efforts to rehash trade agreements from within the EU.

The Bank suggests that "Agricultural trade liberalization ... would reduce rural poverty in developing economies, both because in the aggregate they have a strong comparative advantage in agriculture and because the agricultural sector is important for income generation in these countries." Which may well be true in theory. But it is precisely the promise of this theory of welfare-capture and market-surplus that was used to persuade developing countries to liberalise agriculture in the first place, while the OECD did the opposite, profiting immensely. The Bank, it claims, wants the global North to return to the theory, and to abide by its promises. The fact is that the theory serves the North rather well for precisely this reason, that it provides a fig leaf beneath which U.S. and international agribusiness and capital can work their magic.

Read more from the magic kingdom here.

Funny old world

Funny how one thing leads to another. Today, for instance, I was driving along chatting on my cellphone when I was pulled over by a motorcycle policeman for driving and using a cellphone.

He asked me for my driving licence, and I realised I'd left it at home. So then he tells me that it's funny how one thing leads to another, as he'd never have known I was driving along without a driving licence had he not caught me on the phone.

As he was filling out the citation, he asks me where I work, and I tell him, and he asks which department, and I tell him, and then he asks if I know So-and-So who taught him when he was an undergraduate, and I tell him that if he hadn't bloody pulled me over, I'd still it talking to fucking So-and-So thank you very much.

Still, just shows.

For instance, if I weren't drugged to the gills on no-doze cough medicine (can't sleep: CLOWNS will EAT ME) I'd never have found this splendid Cuban news-site, from which I then discovered that nearly 1/4 of Cuba is covered forest (an improvement on last year), and that a Russian-Cuban child genius has invented several kinds of pumpless-refrigerator.

Oh how one thing leads to another. And then I went and read a bunch of open letters to people or entities who are unlikely to respond. Bless McSweeneys.

Nuggets

Sorry about that. Far too much time on planes and in airports this past month. But I've been collecting things for you while I've been away. And fixed the things I posted shoddily before leaving. Sorry again.

Tsunami Relief Fund

When I heard that Médecins Sans Frontières had stopped accepting donations for the Tsunami, I was a little boggled. They claim to be an emergency relief organisation and if this were all they did, it'd be reasonable of them to let the purse-opening public know that the emergency had been sufficiently bankrolled. But what had held MSF in my high esteem for so long was that they went beyond the mandate of ordinary relief groups, such as CARE, by getting political, and pointing out structural constraints to the delivery of emergency medical aid. South Africa's Zapiro can point these out fairly astutely.


Seems a little strange that MSF should lose the plot so spectacularly. So, if you were thinking of donating to them for the Tsunami, and find yourself unable to, do think about sending your cash to Via Campesina. They don't pretend to be as comprehensive or as well funded as the international aid agencies, but they're on the ground now because they were there last year, and they'll be there for years to come. Here's an example of what they're up to in their latest newsletter.
On the one hand, a lot of donated instant noodles, biscuits, medicine, clothes, milk, etc., is arriving at the airports, but they still have not been distributed because of the lack of coordination in the government bureaucracy.. On the other hand, fresh food is coming from the farmers who are members of the Via Campesina-member (Indonesian National Peasant federation (FSPI) in North Sumatra province, and from other local farmer groups. We think this is the best kind of food for refugees and other people who are still alive in Aceh and North Sumatra. Tomorrow we will start sending in food like bananas, cassava, fruits, rice, chilli, potatoes, and fresh vegetables, plus cooking tools, and will continue to send clothes, infant formula, drinking water and burial tools, via our civil society coordination center in Banda Aceh and Langsa.
More here. So do send cash. It's even tax-deductible if you're in the U.S., and this matters to you.